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Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| I guess since a few people on here made this, I'll go ahead and make one now. Ask me anything. May the questions begin.
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| | | Moriah214 Super Member
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| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:49 pm | |
| Why are you better at writing than me?
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| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:53 pm | |
| - Moriah the Hedgehog wrote:
- Why are you better at writing than me?
Well, I think myself as the character/characters and see what they'd be like if I was in their shoes. I also take a deep emotion into writing and try to make a story have a meaning. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:57 pm | |
| Why do you poison us all with your fail? D: | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:01 pm | |
| - PikaScein wrote:
- Why do you poison us all with your fail? D:
Simple, it was passed onto me from Tres. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:04 pm | |
| But why would you be so mean as to drive otherwise moral rabbits to preform acts of thievery which they consciously know are against the law? | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:07 pm | |
| Joe was the mastermind behind all of it. He had giant rabbits carry me and other bags of rice to dump on the security guards. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:09 pm | |
| But what did you eat after wasting the rice? | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:12 pm | |
| Didn't eat, I was carried off in another empty bag. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:24 pm | |
| Was the bag plastic or paper? | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:32 pm | |
| It was a giant grocery bag. Not the most comfortable. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:33 pm | |
| It all makes sense to me now. | |
| | | ReiuziUtsuho Elite Member
Registration date : 2009-10-17 Number of posts : 740 Age : 1347 Location : NTE-3120 Current Mood : Having too much fun with Touhou to give a damn about this site's downfall. Fun Quote : Let the looting begin! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:01 am | |
| Why do fish swim in the ocean? | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:42 am | |
| Because they believe if they swim around in circles they will eventually catch themselves. | |
| | | ReiuziUtsuho Elite Member
Registration date : 2009-10-17 Number of posts : 740 Age : 1347 Location : NTE-3120 Current Mood : Having too much fun with Touhou to give a damn about this site's downfall. Fun Quote : Let the looting begin! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:56 am | |
| I thought it was just for the halibut. You should have picked up on that one earlier. | |
| | | Joe Flying Coffee table
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| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:29 am | |
| Do you want to see some boobies? | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:35 am | |
| - Doodle wrote:
- Do you want to see some boobies?
Alright. What is it? | |
| | | Joe Flying Coffee table
Registration date : 2008-10-17 Number of posts : 5259 Location : . Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:36 am | |
| - Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:
- Doodle wrote:
- Do you want to see some boobies?
Alright. What is it? They're nice, aren't they? I'm quite proud of them. | |
| | | Rhys the Porcupine Legendary Member
Registration date : 2010-01-27 Number of posts : 3704 Age : 29 Location : Tree house Current Mood : Happy Fun Quote : I never give up, no matter what happens! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:40 am | |
| I'm sure they are pleased with themselves. | |
| | | PikaScein Adventurer
Registration date : 2009-06-13 Number of posts : 1635 Age : 25 Location : In my current location. Current Mood : Tired x-x Fun Quote : Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:54 pm | |
| innuendo
If a cow laughs, would milk come out of her nose?
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| | | ReiuziUtsuho Elite Member
Registration date : 2009-10-17 Number of posts : 740 Age : 1347 Location : NTE-3120 Current Mood : Having too much fun with Touhou to give a damn about this site's downfall. Fun Quote : Let the looting begin! Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:05 am | |
| If Joe decides to insult me, will any of his insults manage to damage my over-inflated ego? | |
| | | Joe Flying Coffee table
Registration date : 2008-10-17 Number of posts : 5259 Location : . Warning Level :
| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:00 am | |
| - Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:
- If Joe decides to insult me, will any of his insults manage to damage my over-inflated ego?
- Spoiler:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in the Army, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a trial lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry P*** cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.
Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!
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| | | Kapus ~Treasure Hunter~
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| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:03 am | |
| You for got to call him vapid.
And spoony. | |
| | | ReiuziUtsuho Elite Member
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| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:04 am | |
| No damage to my ego whatsoever. Anyway, Joe, What happened to our friendship? Can't we just be friends again? | |
| | | Kapus ~Treasure Hunter~
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| Subject: Re: Ask Rhys the Hedgehog Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:11 am | |
| Ask that in the ask Joe topic. | |
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