The Rotting Hotel

What the.. I missed Joe's birthday?
Well, even tholugh I'm quite late, happy birthday, my friend.

Hi, Miles. Haven't seen you in a while.

*walks in*
Someone brief me on what has happened since I left.

nothing. and im not lying either.

I see. Well, I might as well do this...
*pulls out a baseball bat and beats up a massive chicken with it*
DIE, YOU BIG CHICKEN!!!
*bashes its skull wide open and chicken brains completely cover Sceinic*

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

I see. Well, I might as well do this...
*pulls out a baseball bat and beats up a massive chicken with it*
DIE, YOU BIG CHICKEN!!!
*bashes its skull wide open and chicken brains completely cover Sceinic*

PETA is unhappy with you.

What is PETA?

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

What is PETA?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Basically, they're an organization of D-bags who use violence and unreasonable complaining to get people to stop killing animals or insects, stop using animals as food, stop animal testing, etc.

Really the only reason anyone listens to them is because a certain singer with an abnormally high voice supports them.

You mean Justin *censored*, and you got it right in one shot. Nice job!
*throws burritos around*
BEAN BURRITOS FOR EVERYONE!

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

You mean Justin *censored*

Justin Bailey!?

Doodlestar wrote:

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

What is PETA?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Basically, they're an organization of D-bags who use violence and unreasonable complaining to get people to stop killing animals or insects, stop using animals as food, stop animal testing, etc.

Really the only reason anyone listens to them is because a certain singer with an abnormally high voice supports them.

Right kinda,

They have a really bad thing with animal testing. Yes, it is sad but it would be way worse if we didn't test and some crap went wrong thousands of human beings would suffer. and we can't test the really dangerous crap on humans all the time. yes, humans get tested on but not to the really dangerous degree. and people, ( in order to get tested on would have to agree and sign papers) would not even want to try the dangerous stuff. and not using animals as food? WE are animals, animals hunt each other all the time big freakin' whoop you're not better than everyone else just because you don't eat meat, you're actually wrecking your body and rigging it to the point where you will get sick if eat meat. And insects need to get humans too, though really insects like mosquitoes can go. they cause malaria and yellow fever and really don't benefit society like worms and spiders do. even bees give us honey. but mosquitoes? pfft.

*breathes in but a burrito gets in throat and starts choking*

*slaps SL on the back, thus causing the burrito to fly out*
Sorry about the burrito, man.
*sees a mountain of badniks approaching us*
Uh-oh. That is usually a bad sign.
*grabs a sword*

*Grabs metal flaming bat*

It shouldn't be much of a problem.

*my sword starts flaming like the sun*
Whoa!
*slashes a few hundred badniks*

*gets out sword of death*
You were saying about Justy...?

*Blows fire at badniks*

Sorry, guys. I'd help, but free bagels just happened at the water cooler.

*Slaps him*

GETAHOLDOFYOURSELF

*Walks into the room.*
Exactly what is going on here!?

Miles24 wrote:

*Walks into the room.*
Exactly what is going on here!?

Exactly how many times have you said that?

Smash The Echidna wrote:

Miles24 wrote:

*Walks into the room.*
Exactly what is going on here!?

Exactly how many times have you said that?

Although it may be incorrect by a small margin, I don't think it would be unreasonable to say 42 on this occasion.

Yeah, considering how long the Random hotel's been around, I think that's pretty accurate.

Speedy the Hedgehog wrote:

Sorry, guys. I'd help, but free bagels just happened at the water cooler.

There won't be a Random Hotel, water cooler, or any free bagels if you don't help us fight these stupid badniks!
*slashes two hundred more badniks*
This would be the perfect time for Sceinic and Star to start eating some badniks!
*cuts even more badniks*
I don't know how much longer I can last...
*manages to fight to the other side of the badnik army*
Whew! I made it!
*finds an energy weapon that fires a single, heavy energy beam that destroys anything in its path, with the exception of a planet*
EVERYBODY DUCK!
*pulls a lever on the ground that causes the Random Hotel to get temporarily transported to another universe*

That was quite possibly one of the worst single roleplaying posts I've ever read.

So, where are we now? The Negaverse perhaps? They probably have a Sane Hotel instead, and a good version of me >.>