The Quoting Thread

Oh snap. She did just do that.

Eliwood wrote:

Oh snap. Huski did not just do that.

what are you talking about
of course i'd do that you idiot

Mubby and I were talking about the horribly ancient computer I've recently obtained, when he said something I haven't heard from him in a loooooooooooooooooooong while.
Me=Doodlestar
Mubarik=Kapus
me: Hey, Mubby.
You know how you always say my computer's the stone age?
Well
Now I have another computer thats from 4-8 years BEFORE the stone age
Mubarik: Did it spontaneously blow up on you?
wait what
me: It has 24 megabytes of RAM.
Enough said
Mubarik: where do you dig up these old fossils?
me: It doesn't even ahve a CD drive
It has a floppy drive
..which doesn't work
Sent at 6:24 PM on Thursday
Mubarik: where
did
you
dig
that
up
Sent at 6:25 PM on Thursday
me: from place.
Its the first laptop I've ever had.
Mubarik: its a LAPTOP?
me: yes
Mubarik: I was afraid that thing was before laptops were invented!
me: They had laptops back in 81
although
The thing has no battery
yuo ahve to plug it into a wall
you have*
It can't run the internet
It has to have a dial-up modem
And I can't install any new hardware on it because all it has is a (broken_ floppy drive
Mubarik: in other words
the computer is practically unusable
me: It has some advanced for the time writing programs
but pretty much
it comes in a snazzy case
Mubarik: writing programs
that
me: which I estimate is worth 5 times the actual computer
Mubarik: does not justify.
at all
me: It has basic business programs
the guy wanted 50 bucks for it
I wouldn't have given him 5
after examining it for him
he just gave it to us
Mubarik: 50!?
I wouldn't pay a saucepan for that thing!
me: the case was probably worth 25 bucks by itself, but the computer might be worth a dollar and some change
Mubarik: Think
what are you willing to give up
to gain THAT thing
me: Its too ancient and dysfunctional to be worth anything normally
Mubarik did not receive your chat.
me: and too common of a model to be worth anything to a collector
me: Its too ancient and dysfunctional to be worth anything normally
Mubarik di
d not receive your chat.
Mubarik: I apparently didn't
me: It's a dell
I forgot the brand name, but it was pretty common for laptops back then
Sent at 6:33 PM on Thursday
me: The thing
is essentially
a glorified typewriter
Sent at 6:35 PM on Thursday
Mubarik: You know
you're probably rigth
..
right
me: which is reinforced by its lack of a battery
Sent at 6:38 PM on Thursday
me: So
While I call the musuem to donate
What are you doing, Mubby?
Mubarik: ...
lol

[16:13:27] Supersonic84 : 48 GET TO THE 84MOBILE!
[16:13:46] @ Lime : *jumps in the 84mobile*
[16:13:49] @ Lime : SIR
[16:13:57] Supersonic84 : *jumps in and drives into a tree*
[16:13:58] @ Lime : I MUST TELL YOU
[16:14:04] Supersonic84 : oops
[16:14:09] Supersonic84 : what
[16:14:11] @ Lime : I FORGOT TO REFILL THE 84 MOBILE WITH YOGURT
[16:14:22] Supersonic84 : yes i know
[16:14:29] Supersonic84 : i just had enough
[16:14:36] Supersonic84 : to drive into this tree
[16:14:41] Supersonic84 : *tree falls on us*
[16:14:53] @ Lime : Crap
[16:15:12] Supersonic84 : OH MY GOD
[16:15:17] Supersonic84 : THE WALLS
[16:15:22] Supersonic84 : THEY ARE CLOSING IN ON US
[16:15:26] Supersonic84 : QUICK 48
[16:15:30] @ Lime : NO NOT THE WALLS
[16:15:31] Supersonic84 : I'LL USE YOU
[16:15:41] @ Lime : What?
[16:15:44] Supersonic84 : TO STOP THE WALLS
[16:15:54] @ Lime : How?
[16:15:55] Supersonic84 : *smashes limes face into the wall which isn't moving*
[16:16:07] Supersonic84 : damn
[16:16:10] @ Lime : Ow!
[16:16:15] Supersonic84 : i thought we were in danger
[16:16:33] Supersonic84 : now
[16:16:37] Supersonic84 : what were we doing...
[16:16:38] @ Lime : Its ok
[16:16:47] Supersonic84 : i can't for the life of me remember
[16:16:49] @ Lime : Heres a lobster milkshake
[16:16:50] Supersonic84 : ah
[16:16:57] Supersonic84 : let's go watch tv 48
[16:17:04] @ Lime : *hands it to 84*
[16:17:11] @ Lime : Sounds great?
[16:17:30] Supersonic84 : *tomorrows newspaper: 12 killed after 84 and 48 never showed up to save them*
[16:17:30] @ Lime : But how about we watch Opra
[16:17:43] Supersonic84 : sure thing kid
[16:17:46] Supersonic84 : let's go home
[16:17:58] @ Lime : *walks with 84*
[16:18:49] Sceinic : ..
[16:19:02] Supersonic84 : *credits roll playing happy song to images of the dead bodies*
[16:19:39] @ Lime : Shall we put this in the quoting thread?
[16:19:52] Supersonic84 : wait
[16:19:55] Supersonic84 : i am not done yet
[16:20:00] Supersonic84 : NOW FOR A NEW EPISODE OF
[16:20:03] @ Lime : Ok
[16:20:05] Supersonic84 : 84 and 48!
[16:20:12] Supersonic84 : Hey 48
[16:20:12] @ Lime : YEAH
[16:20:16] Supersonic84 : this is some great toast
[16:20:20] @ Lime : Hi
[16:20:37] @ Lime : Toast? what flavour?
[16:20:51] @ Lime : Cherry or pickle?
[16:20:52] Supersonic84 : uhmmm
[16:20:58] Supersonic84 : pickle
[16:21:02] Supersonic84 : \i can taste it
[16:21:31] Supersonic84 : *84 alarm goes off*
[16:21:35] Supersonic84 : OMG 48!
[16:21:38] @ Lime : I must warn you though
[16:21:43] Supersonic84 : SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE!
[16:21:47] @ Lime : ACK
[16:21:53] Supersonic84 : wai
[16:21:56] Supersonic84 : *wait
[16:21:57] @ Lime : REALLY?
[16:22:03] Supersonic84 : i hope it isn't that important
[16:22:12] Supersonic84 : ellen is on
[16:22:16] Supersonic84 : *watches tv*
[16:22:34] @ Lime : Oh someone blew up the empire state building
[16:22:46] @ Lime : Does'nt sound too bad
[16:22:47] Supersonic84 : meh
[16:22:50] Supersonic84 : yeah
[16:22:56] Supersonic84 : they built it once
[16:23:00] Supersonic84 : they can build it again
[16:23:30] Supersonic84 : *after show*
[16:23:32] @ Lime : Don't eat too many of those pickle toasts they have more calories than my preschool tecacher
[16:23:33] Supersonic84 : well 48
[16:23:47] Supersonic84 : your preschool teacher is dead
[16:23:50] Supersonic84 : so it's okay
[16:23:52] Supersonic84 : anyways
[16:23:57] Supersonic84 : our work here is done
[16:24:08] Supersonic84 : lets go get our award
[16:24:18] Supersonic84 : *5 minutes later at town square*
[16:24:22] Supersonic84 : WE ARE HERE
[16:24:23] @ Lime : PRICE LINE NAGOTIATOR
[16:24:31] Supersonic84 : FOR OUR REWARD
[16:24:35] Supersonic84 : i believe
[16:24:41] Supersonic84 : it's a key to the city
[16:24:47] Supersonic84 : 48 bow to the audience
[16:24:55] @ Lime : *bows*
[16:25:07] Supersonic84 : Mayor: what are you talking about
[16:25:12] @ Lime : But sir we don't have a big enough keychain!
[16:25:32] Supersonic84 : Mayor: thanks to you this town has lost 174 good people
[16:25:40] Supersonic84 : meh they were going to die anyways
[16:26:08] Supersonic84 : Mayor: most of the accidents were caused by you and that muskrat
[16:26:46] Supersonic84 : me and 48 are offended
[16:26:50] @ Lime : HEY!
[16:26:55] Supersonic84 : we will take our reward and leave
[16:27:11] @ Lime : Here
[16:27:28] @ Lime : *rips the mayor's outfit off and puts it on*
[16:28:19] @ Lime : And those accidents were on accident
[16:28:29] Supersonic84 : *police tackle me and 48*
[16:28:41] Supersonic84 : D:<
[16:28:43] @ Lime : AGH
[16:28:47] @ Lime : GANG ****
[16:28:58] @ Lime : What now?!
[16:29:11] Supersonic84 : *uses grapple hook and grabs on to 48 and slowly gets out of the police hands*
[16:29:16] Supersonic84 : Oh yeah what now
[16:29:26] Supersonic84 : didn't think we had a grapple hook did ya
[16:29:31] Supersonic84 : *going really slow*
[16:29:34] @ Lime : Hmm
[16:29:42] @ Lime : Opra?
[16:29:50] Supersonic84 : *police pull us down and cut the hook*
[16:29:50] @ Lime : No I did'nt
[16:29:54] Supersonic84 : No 48
[16:30:03] Supersonic84 : we have to face defeat
[16:30:07] Supersonic84 : and who knows
[16:30:23] Supersonic84 : if we be good we might get out before the next season
[16:30:38] Supersonic84 : Mayor: what no
[16:30:44] @ Lime : Wow thats soon
[16:30:53] Supersonic84 : Mayor: you killed 174 people
[16:31:00] Supersonic84 : Mayor: plus 5 tourists
[16:31:11] Supersonic84 : Mayor: you're getting life
[16:31:12] @ Lime : Actually 175
[16:31:20] Supersonic84 : Mayor: or even the chair
[16:31:25] Supersonic84 : oh yeah 175
[16:31:30] @ Lime : My preschool teacher was there
[16:31:31] Supersonic84 : which makes
[16:31:37] Supersonic84 : the total
[16:31:41] Supersonic84 : 180
[16:31:49] Supersonic84 : could be worse
[16:32:13] @ Lime : How about we do community service?
[16:32:18] Supersonic84 : Mayor: WORSE! your getting life, or the chair how could it be worse for you
[16:32:22] Supersonic84 : Nah
[16:32:31] Supersonic84 : i am pretty sure we will be out by next season
[16:32:34] Supersonic84 : THE END

I'm posting this are the request of Kapus.
We were having one of our famous conversations when I randomly decided to say "Back".

Joe:Back.

Kapus: from?

Joe: The front.

Kapus: Oh
hey, I didn't see you there when I was at the front.
I go there quite often.

Joe: I was in the VIP lounge

Kapus: oh of course
HEY
I'm a VIP too!
how come I don't get to go there

Joe: because you didn't find the silver card in the desert level
everyone knows you have to stand at the top right of the map to get it

Kapus: oh right
I always thought it was the top left

Joe: oh, no
that's where yo uget teh silence staff
you get*
the*

Joe: Strange
I dug up an axe in that level earlier

Kapus: I buried it there
put it back
I'm trying to get the Golden Axe.

Joe: But its such a nice axe
it did double damage to some random wyvern I hit with it

Kapus: Wyvern?
Where you you fight those?
I'm only getting Eye Goos over here
as much as I love them
they're too weak

Joe: I don't know
they randomly flew in from the side of the map
one was the boss, as well

Kapus: interesting.
I'll check it out once I'm out of the Thorn Cave.

Joe: speaking of which
I hid a hay in a thorn bush in h
there
try to find it

Kapus: I will
if these dang crows will just leave me alone

Joe: throw a shuriken at them

Kapus: I don't have any more

Joe: collect a soul powerup, then

Kapus: Smash took them from me after he beat me up

Joe: ..

Kapus: h-he got a critical hit
he was lucky

Joe: You're lucky the healer had the Valkyrie staff

Kapus: its okay
I had a life shroom anyway

Joe: didn't the punies need that shroom

Kapus: I think the Puny elder needed one, but I'll do that side quest later.

We all know the best quotes in the Quoting thread come from Joe and I's bizarre conversations.

Edited that post so its in better format.

Haha, a mix of Dragons, Mario..... and other stuff.

Sceinic wrote:

Haha, a mix of Dragons, Mario..... and other stuff.

ACTUALLY, Fire Emblem was on my mind for the majority of that conversation, along with some Paper Mario Two.

I was thinking of any sort of RPG/Adventure/MMO game.

I'd be greatly amused if someone read that and thought we were talking about a specific game.

The trail of the pickles

it was another day
in McdonaldLand
the only place that has 40,008,634,343 mcdonalds side by side
the most famous burger
the Double
big Mac
Super Size Meal
was having another great day
but the pickles did not like this
they lost 4 pickles on each burger
their species were dying out
Mcdonalds already were preparing for this
most customers got cardboard pickles
they pretty much taste the same
but instead they're cardboard
so one night
the pickles went to their super secret hideout
the fridge
they needed to figure out a plan before they are died out
they needed a hero
but they didn't have one
so they used the next best thing
me: the pickle no one cares about as bait
but it did not work
so they held other meeting
this time they where calling in the big guys
the french fries
they told them
the only way to save yourself
is to have
someone with super awesome powers
this person
was named
Mr. hamburger
though he couldn't help
seeing how he was a pound of meat
and would break his legs if he tried to move
so he told them to rebel
so they started setting every mcdonalds on fire
though
they were eventually all caught
by the employees
so then they did something terrible
The big pickle blowout
Free Double Big Macs for Everyone
there was only enough pickles left
for 402
they knew they weren't going to make it through the day
but then they came up with a solution
rub poison on half of the pickles
and then sacrifice them to the employees
so
all the employees died
half of them died for a reason
not related to the poison
but the pickles still had to escape
they got to the street
and started lighting the rest of the mcdonalds on fire
one of the pickles
that randomly had secret powers
but was a jerk
so he did not mention them until now
was able to teleport the pickles away
but instead
they were teleported
to Mr. Hamburger
he was eating a burger
which makes him
a cannibal
kind of
he then said
well done my sons
the pickles were surprised at the truth
but they didn't really care
they ripped mr hamburger into pieces
and ran off into the pickle fields
where they reproduced
and had magnificent pickle children
but then a spaceship crashed into the fields
and now all pickles are cardboard
thee end

Joe and I were having another one of our ridiculous conversations.

Quote :

Kapus: By the way, Joe, how does someone pull THIS off?

Joe: Have you ever seen me make cereal?

Kapus: . . .

Joe: Exactly.

Kapus: Maybe the rest of this conversation is better off not discussed.

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Apparently so.

Supersonic84 wrote:

The trail of the pickles

it was another day
in McdonaldLand
the only place that has 40,008,634,343 mcdonalds side by side
the most famous burger
the Double
big Mac
Super Size Meal
was having another great day
but the pickles did not like this
they lost 4 pickles on each burger
their species were dying out
Mcdonalds already were preparing for this
most customers got cardboard pickles
they pretty much taste the same
but instead they're cardboard
so one night
the pickles went to their super secret hideout
the fridge
they needed to figure out a plan before they are died out
they needed a hero
but they didn't have one
so they used the next best thing
me: the pickle no one cares about as bait
but it did not work
so they held other meeting
this time they where calling in the big guys
the french fries
they told them
the only way to save yourself
is to have
someone with super awesome powers
this person
was named
Mr. hamburger
though he couldn't help
seeing how he was a pound of meat
and would break his legs if he tried to move
so he told them to rebel
so they started setting every mcdonalds on fire
though
they were eventually all caught
by the employees
so then they did something terrible
The big pickle blowout
Free Double Big Macs for Everyone
there was only enough pickles left
for 402
they knew they weren't going to make it through the day
but then they came up with a solution
rub poison on half of the pickles
and then sacrifice them to the employees
so
all the employees died
half of them died for a reason
not related to the poison
but the pickles still had to escape
they got to the street
and started lighting the rest of the mcdonalds on fire
one of the pickles
that randomly had secret powers
but was a jerk
so he did not mention them until now
was able to teleport the pickles away
but instead
they were teleported
to Mr. Hamburger
he was eating a burger
which makes him
a cannibal
kind of
he then said
well done my sons
the pickles were surprised at the truth
but they didn't really care
they ripped mr hamburger into pieces
and ran off into the pickle fields
where they reproduced
and had magnificent pickle children
but then a spaceship crashed into the fields
and now all pickles are cardboard
thee end

...... sometimes I wonder about you.

don't worry the pickles can't hurt you anymore

Something bizarre happened in the chat.

Quote :

[20:21:40] Smash The Echidna has been disconnected the Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:21 pm (session timeout)
[20:22:56] Smash The Echidna is Disconnected on Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:22 pm
[20:22:56] Smash The Echidna has joined the chat on Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:22 pm
[20:22:57] Rhys the Hedgehog : Yeah
[20:23:58] Rhys the Hedgehog : Smash?
[20:24:07] Rhys the Hedgehog : Was that a glitch
[20:24:28] @ Kapus : ...
[20:24:33] @ Kapus : the heck was that

Keep in mind that even though it said that Smash "joined the chat," he was still disconnected.

HAHAHA! How the heck did THAT happen?

Quote :

[21:04:08] Miles24 has joined the chat on Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:04 pm

[21:04:15] @ Smash The Echidna : so I have to grace people with my presence so they can wish me a happy birthday. =P

[21:04:18] @ Smash The Echidna : j/k

[21:04:19] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : You should come on here more often though.

[21:04:22] @ Smash The Echidna : Hey Miles

[21:04:26] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Ah, yes.

[21:04:30] @ Miles24 : Alright, gentlemen, the banner is up.

[21:04:32] @ Smash The Echidna : I'm usually too busy to go into any chat room.

[21:04:33] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Happy Fatty.

[21:04:38] @ Smash The Echidna : Yay!

[21:04:42] Trespasser : HEY MILES!

[21:04:49] Trespasser : Hi Speedy!

[21:04:53] @ Miles24 : And hello, everybody.

[21:04:58] @ Smash The Echidna : Hooollyyy.....

[21:04:59] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ...

[21:05:01] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Whoa.

[21:05:01] @ Smash The Echidna : ...

[21:05:02] @ Smash The Echidna : That

[21:05:04] @ Smash The Echidna : ..

[21:05:10] @ Smash The Echidna : Stardust Speedway

[21:05:11] @ Smash The Echidna : has

[21:05:16] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : That...just might be the coolest banner yet.

[21:05:17] @ Smash The Echidna : a palace/mansion?

[21:05:19] @ Miles24 : Yes, Kapus outdid himself this time.

[21:05:27] @ Smash The Echidna : I..

[21:05:28] @ Smash The Echidna : whoa

[21:05:31] @ Miles24 : The future version does.

[21:05:31] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Indeed.

[21:05:31] @ Smash The Echidna : I

[21:05:33] @ Smash The Echidna : I can't even

[21:05:40] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Fathom?

[21:05:43] Trespasser : wow

[21:05:46] @ Smash The Echidna : I might as well just say it now

[21:05:48] Trespasser : impresive

[21:05:54] @ Smash The Echidna : even though it won't sound like me at all

[21:06:00] @ Miles24 : Did Smash say Candlejack earlier?

[21:06:01] Trespasser : HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMASH! 8D

[21:06:18] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : Wait, what?

[21:06:20] @ Smash The Echidna : OMGTHATISTHECOOLESTBANNERIHAVEEVERSEENINMYLIFEIAMOVERWHELMEDWITHAWESOMENESS!!!

[21:06:23] @ Smash The Echidna : ahem

[21:06:26] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ..

[21:06:26] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ..

[21:06:27] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ..

[21:06:28] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ..

[21:06:28] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ..

[21:06:29] @ Speedy the Hedgehog : ...

[21:06:30] @ Smash The Echidna : sugar rush is over

[21:06:49] * Smash The Echidna brushes up and tries to look dignified again

[21:07:12] * Miles24 coughs.

Smash lost his dignity.

crap.

you beat me to it.

I can't believe you were actually going to post that. I figured you'd be too embarrassed.

Embarrassed or not, That had to be quoted.

Sceinic wrote:

HAHAHA! How the heck did THAT happen?

Even though I have a number of reasons as to why that happened...I still don't know.

Fail.

Kapus wrote:

Joe and I were having another one of our ridiculous conversations.

Quote :

Kapus: By the way, Joe, how does someone pull THIS off?

Joe: Have you ever seen me make cereal?

Kapus: . . .

Joe: Exactly.

Kapus: Maybe the rest of this conversation is better off not discussed.

Ridiculous? You mean awesome.

I still don't understand how that much fail is possible.

GoldenHedgehog360 wrote:

I still don't understand how that much fail is possible.

It's possible Ace. I do it all the time.