Zealous Zezima

Subject: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:48 am

Ask Zezima anything about anything.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:29 am

Where did you come from

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:30 am

Do you exist?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:50 am

Kapus wrote:: Where did you come from

Geilinor.

Speedy the Hedgehog wrote:: Do you exist?

Only in my mind, which you're a fragment of.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:43 pm

You must have a pretty bizarre imagination then.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:58 am

Woah, I know, right?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:34 am

No, you don't. Only me, Smash, Kapus and Jafar know the true extent of my insanity.

And even then, they still might not know the true extent.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:56 am

I am the Norse god of insanity, chaos, and Velveta. I think know what insanity is. I've already thought of a few interesting, painful, and graphic ways to kill whoever the hell keeps stealing my gym shorts. One involves ripping a specific sensitive organ off and beating the scumbag to death with it. Even IF blunt force trauma doesn't kill him, the bleeding will. Now all I have are BDUs, and, SURE, they are more comfortable, but the coach says we need "Athletic Shorts" or "Sweatpants," not what we wear to school every day.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:11 pm

Okay, so you're creepy. That has nothing to do with fat ostreelaphants or Happy Pappy.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:08 pm

Super happy fappy mic spam fun tiem[sic].

And since this a Q&A topic:

Quote :: Woah, I know, right?

As long as Left doesn't know, you do.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:36 am

Is there such thing as pure unselfishness?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:47 am

Could've spared your needless double negative and simply said selflessness.

And there is. Not that you'd ever recognize it if you saw it.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:44 am

How can one recognise something that does not exist? Next thing you know, you'll be telling me there are deities controlling the universe. Silly rabbit, idealism is for kids.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:06 am

It doesn't exist because you believe it doesn't exist, therefore you'd never recognize it. You only furthered my original point.

Game, set, match: Zezima.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:47 am

One of these days, I'm going to recruit a shotload of people to join this site and make it active. Well, that, or set up a lot of sockpuppets.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:28 am

Shotload?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:42 am

Well, since it's not like anybody visits this site anymore, I might as well clarify: Censorship of s***.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:34 am

~~Sonic~~ Censor World.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:59 am

Yep. Somebody have Kappy pull down that f**king censor so I can say f**k all I f**king want.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:19 pm

Yeah Kap, what the fuck.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:53 am

How the **** did you do that?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:44 am

Don't fucking ask me.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:55 am

... You're using some other alphabet, aren't you?

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:02 am

The only one I know how to use.

Subject: Re: Zealous Zezima Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:42 am

then what the hell are you doing?