The Rotting Hotel

*Looks out a window.*
Oh no.. I know what universe this is..

*Shocked that Miles knows and proceeds to ask him*
H-Hey! What universe is this?

The universe that Superlightning sent me to about a year ago, in which I had to complete a specific number of tasks to gain my allowance to return.

Yes.

*(looks at NEGA Zatic, who has a blue color scheme instead of red-orange)*

...I dont like him.

I believe I met me from this universe one time. He introduced himself as...

Spoiler:

Number tasks, you say? Alright, lets get this over with--
*Turns and see's NegaAce360, who has white hair, blue eyes, and a white shirt with a black skull on it*
....Crap.

This is all f***** up.

*blows crap up*

Well, this is amusing...
*sees my parallel universe self, who looks and acts exactly like I do, with the exception of the color of his shoes being orange and him having perfect vision*
Both: Well, this is amusing... E=mc2... Wow, that is an amazing similarity...
*we have a building contest and our machines are exactly identical*
Both: -_-
*we have an IQ test, and our IQ's beat Eggman's, which is hard considering he has an IQ of 200*
Both: Amusing...
*starts thinking, and a light bulb appears above my head, but the filament is burned out*
Crud... Someone change my bulb! Also, make sure it isn't a CFL or incandescent bulb! In other words, grab my spare LED bulb in my pocket, unscrew the bulb in the invisible socket, and put the LED one in!

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

Well, this is amusing...
*sees my parallel universe self, who looks and acts exactly like I do, with the exception of the color of his shoes being orange and him having perfect vision*
Both: Well, this is amusing... E=mc2... Wow, that is an amazing similarity...
*we have a building contest and our machines are exactly identical*
Both: -_-
*we have an IQ test, and our IQ's beat Eggman's, which is hard considering he has an IQ of 200*
Both: Amusing...
*starts thinking, and a light bulb appears above my head, but the filament is burned out*
Crud... Someone change my bulb! Also, make sure it isn't a CFL or incandescent bulb! In other words, grab my spare LED bulb in my pocket, unscrew the bulb in the invisible socket, and put the LED one in!

I'm pretty sure Eggman's IQ is 300, not 200.

Smash The Echidna wrote:

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

Well, this is amusing...
*sees my parallel universe self, who looks and acts exactly like I do, with the exception of the color of his shoes being orange and him having perfect vision*
Both: Well, this is amusing... E=mc2... Wow, that is an amazing similarity...
*we have a building contest and our machines are exactly identical*
Both: -_-
*we have an IQ test, and our IQ's beat Eggman's, which is hard considering he has an IQ of 200*
Both: Amusing...
*starts thinking, and a light bulb appears above my head, but the filament is burned out*
Crud... Someone change my bulb! Also, make sure it isn't a CFL or incandescent bulb! In other words, grab my spare LED bulb in my pocket, unscrew the bulb in the invisible socket, and put the LED one in!

I'm pretty sure Eggman's IQ is 300, not 200.

Yeah, it is.

...Oops... Anyway, Eggman's IQ sure doesn't show through considering he doesn't plan stuff out very well. Either that or he just can't build very well. Probably bad planning. At least he doesn't build robots that can build more robots, which build more robots, which build more robots, and you get the point. Also a good thing he doesn't build ones that repair them selves.
*hears someone right behind me fighting to control evil laughter*
He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
*turns around to see Eggman*
That's not good... Everyone tackle him so I can brainwash him of those statements!
*tackles him*

...Are you serious?

Yes he is.

One last thing



He'll stomp you into the ground before you even get close to brainwashing him.

Right. I'm going to be looking for a way out of this twisted world.

Unfortunately, the only way out is for one of us to complete the list of tasks that SuperLightning has. Speaking if the such, what do you have planned for this occasion?

Plug your ears everyone!
*plays Jurassic Park, sung by Star, who stinks at singing*
This is what's needed to knock out Eggman, despite being pure torture.
*starts singing with it*
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate a lawyer. Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad.

Phoenix Wright begs to differ.

And I'm pretty sure Eggman would plug his ears as well. I mean, you did say everybody.

Right. Anyways, Super Lightning, give us you damn tasks so we can be on our way.

*Eggman dies*
Well, we just did a good thing, I guess.

You must pass 10 trials.

Listen so you many receive.

TASK NO.1

*drops a rabbit from the air with really big and cute eyes. it opens it's mouth and a gemstone with a bow around it is inside*

Get that gemstone.

*pets the bunny and it's eyes glow red*

HEHEHE

I've got a trick of my own! *Pulls out a green gem*

SEVEN FORCE! SOLIDER FORCE!

*Gem turns into a green boomerang* Alright, shall we get started?

*pulls out a Chaos Emerald*
Chaos... CONTROL!
*time stops around me, allowing me to walk up to the rabbit, slice its head off, and grab the gem*
Ha! Easy as chicken pie!
*lets time flow normally*
Bring on the next task!

Daniel the Hedgehog wrote:

*pulls out a Chaos Emerald*
Chaos... CONTROL!
*time stops around me, allowing me to walk up to the rabbit, slice its head off, and grab the gem*
Ha! Easy as chicken pie!
*lets time flow normally*
Bring on the next task!

do you HAVE to godmod so much?

Need you be such a perfectionist?

No, but it kinds of ruins the point if you just say "oh look I won".