Today's News!

sykog wrote:

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

sykog wrote:

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is going to be awesome, and I can't wait for the draft tomorrow

Quite, Sykog. You're a football fan? And I agree, Super Mario Galaxy 2 will pwn.

Also, updated Today's News! Added info on Halo: Reach and L4D 2! You can find it under the Iron Man 2 news.

Yes, yes I am.

Oh, that's nice. Who is your favorite team?

The Patriots. I like the Seahawks, Panthers, and Jaguars also.

Awesome =o

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:

That's why I don't eat them.

They're quite tasty, though. They're possibly gonna give you a stomach ache, though.

I don't like the info about the stomach ache.

That was a good jump. He didn't see it coming.

Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:

That's why I don't eat them.

They're quite tasty, though. They're possibly gonna give you a stomach ache, though.

I don't like the info about the stomach ache.

I don't think anyone does, Rhys...but they're still darn tasty.

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:

SonicFanPS2 wrote:

Rhys the Hedgehog wrote:

That's why I don't eat them.

They're quite tasty, though. They're possibly gonna give you a stomach ache, though.

I don't like the info about the stomach ache.

I don't think anyone does, Rhys...but they're still darn tasty.

No matter how tasty you say it is, I'm not going to have any.

4/22/10

Hello, everybody! Welcome to TODAY'S News, and this is Bob, your usual news reporter! First, on the matter:

Update: SonicFanPS2 was given a laxative while "happily" eating the spicy noodles. Unfortunately, he'll be in the Bathroom for some time. POlice are trying to find out who did this to him. All they found was a news camera and a tape of him singing the hit single "I BELIEVE CAN FLY" in celebration of Iceland's aBility to fly again. After the song, 2 days later, you can hear a struggle off camera and afterwarDs, the sound of somethIng being slurpeD. THIS is presumed to be the noodles. After the slurping sound, you can hear someone laugh Maniacally. The police have searched, but to no avail. How sonicfanpstwo's fate will be is Unknown. tHis is dUe to tHe fact thAt He hAd eaten some pretty darn bad noodles.

......Aw, poor SonicFanPS2.

Anyway, let's start the news! :D

IGN reviewed Kane & Lynch 2's demo today, and "it's a promising start" for the game.

Read more about on: http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/108/1085504p1.html

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On Screwattack, some new clips on their Shows: One adding the Splinter Cell: Conviction goggles to the armory, and a fan film trailer for Mega Man that is coming out soon!

Watch on Screwattack-
Mega Man Fan Film Trailer: http://screwattack.com/videos/Mega-Man-The-Fan-Film-Coming-Soon
The Armory: http://screwattack.com/videos/Armory-Splinter-Cell-Conviction-Goggles

Also, the Mega Man Fan Film comes out on May 7th, the same day that Iron Man 2 comes out in the U.S.! On Australia and the United Kingdom, Iron Man 2 comes out on April 29th and April 30th, respectively!

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It's possible that the titles Metroid: Other M and Sin and Punishment have been moved to a later date, a Gamespy article says.

Read more about it on: http://wii.gamespy.com/wii/metroid-other-m/1085513p1.html

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Rockstar games is going to make a movie along with its new game, Red Dead Redemption! Now, it's not a live-action film; rather, it's going to be a movie that uses the Grand Theft Auto IV engine. So instead of Chuck Norris, please think of polygons!

Read more about it on: http://xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/red-dead-redemption/1085572p1.html

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Hideo Kojima is working a new project, an article in Destructoid says. He tweeted: "I walked around the area where the 'Confidential Project' is taking place. All of a sudden I realized something fell through the cracks. Going back to my office to brainstorm. I want to think of an idea that would be an industry first.", which can also be found in the Destructoid article. And he's still working on Peace Walker!

Read more on it here: http://www.destructoid.com/kojima-already-hinting-on-his-next-confidental-project--171755.phtml

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I was checking around for some more Sonic 4 preview reviews, and it's been quite positive so far! Let the blue blur ride.
Read some of 'em here!:

Eurogamer: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/sonic-the-hedgehog-4-episode-1-preview
Gamespot: http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/projectneedlemouse/news.html?sid=6254143&mode=previews
And if you didn't see it, IGN: http://ps3.ign.com/articles/107/1079805p1.html

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Some new characters have been confirmed today for the new Transformers: War for Cybertron: good ol' Ironhide for the Autobots, and Skywarp for the Decepticons!

Check the article out here: http://www.destructoid.com/ironhide-skywarp-join-the-war-for-cybertron-171763.phtml

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By the way, Left 4 Dead 2: The Passing is out today! It brings the survivors from the first and second Left 4 Dead together! And to celebrate, the developers are going to be on today! They'll be on from 7 PM to 11 PM (in PDT time) for Xbox Live! They're on PC from 11 AM to 5 PM PDT time, which is probably something like 2 PM right now, so hurry!

Read the article here: http://xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/left-4-dead-2/1085127p1.html
Watch the trailer here: http://video.destructoid.com/#145325

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The volcano eruption in Iceland affected the flight travel, and that's also affected the world. It has affected some places and celebrities, as well(Like Metallica).

Read about it here: http://www.weather.com/newscenter/topstories/volcano_domino_effects0410.html

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To you football fans, here's some more news on the NFL; it's Tebow in the first round.

Read more about it on: http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2010/04/20/antidote-to-nfl-crime-tebow-in-first-round/?icid=main

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It was a pretty boring day due to the rain, especially in a baseball game. They got bored, and apparently had a....talent show?

Read more about it on: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/22/baseball-rain-delay-turns-into-talent-show-dance-off/?icid=main


Well, that's all I have for today, everybody! Enjoy your day! This was Bob, with TODAY'S News!

Also, HAPPY EARTH DAY!

P.S. Please, throw your trash away in the proper receptacle. It will help the environment, and you can feel good about your self and proudly proclaim, "I DID A GOOD THING, TODAY!" while your mother is chiding you for throwing the trash in the car, and not the trash can. For those who did that, nice job. Your car will smell, and you didn't put it in the right receptacle. And now your pet cat will try to grab for that fish bone in the bag! Again, you did awesome.

The megaman film news is kinda old, but the release date is new.

o: Oh wow. That was a epic move there.

This is why we made the General News Topic.

Or rather, Today's News topic.


*Merged*

SonicFanPS2 should be named SW's Official News Reporter.

He's so very professional.

Huski wrote:

SonicFanPS2 should be named SW's Official News Reporter.

I agree with Huski. He should do news that's also about Sonic World.

4/24/10

Hey, all! It's me, SonicFanPS2, your substitute news reporter out of the bathroom(though with really bad chaffing)!

Sorry about yesterday, something happened.
Bob was arrested. Yep. Bob. He'll be in jail for the next couple of weeks due to the fact that he force-fed me spicy noodles that were 100 years old and then went mad, going rampant through the city trying to give everyone else the same spicy noodles. It took 300 of the military's finest soldiers to stop him. In order to prevent any more of these "accidents", I've been told to throw the rest of our stack of 100 year old spicy noodles into the trash. We're sorry, Chef Rholl. We still have your 1000 year old goat though!

Anyway, let's start it up!

For TODAY'S News:

TODAY is the day. The day that Screwattack unleashes its Clip of the Week. This week, the clip was based on an ad about "Real Men of DANCING". And so, they made a spoof: "Real Men of GAMING". Yep. When you have Lv 80 tanks in an MMO, or play Madden and Halo, you're a real man of GAMING......

Watch the video here: http://screwattack.com/videos/Clip-of-the-Week-Real-Men-of-Gaming

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It's been confirmed; the 2 titles Metroid: Other M and Sin and Punishment have been planned to be released at a later date.

Read the article here: http://wii.gamespy.com/wii/metroid-other-m/1085513p1.html

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It's possible that tornadoes could rampage through the southeast of the U.S.(around states like Mississippi or Arizona), and that they could cause some serious damage. It will be dangerous and severe. So be careful. I wish those in the area the best of luck.

Read more about the situation here: http://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/particularly-dangerous-tornado-watch_2010-04-24

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It's the Hubble Telescope's 20th anniversary, and they've given us quite a beautiful image to celebrate:



Read more about the 20th anniversary of the Hubble here(and it also has a video within the article): http://www.aolnews.com/science/article/hubble-space-telescope-marks-picture-perfect-milestone-with-carina-nebula-image/19452496?icid=main

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Lastly, here's some reviews of some interesting games if you guys want to read them in your spare time. Next to the links are the review scores for the games. Note: The reviews are from 4/23 or below(Not that far, though) as well for 2 reasons: It's early in the morning(I'll try to add more as the day goes along!), and to make up for yesterday. Still, though, they are quite interesting titles.

IGN:
A huge list of some Playstation Mini reviews for the PSP: http://psp.ign.com/articles/106/1065291p9.html
Super Street Fighter IV: http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/108/1085864p1.html - 9.0
Left 4 Dead 2- The Passing: http://pc.ign.com/articles/108/1085953p1.html - 8.5
Fat Princess- Fistful of Cake: http://psp.ign.com/objects/143/14354787.html - 6.8

Gamespot:
Fat Princess- Fistful of Cake: http://www.gamespot.com/psp/action/fatprincessfistfulofcake/review.html - 6.0
The Secret of Monkey Island- Special Edition: http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/adventure/thesecretofmonkeyislandspecialedition/review.html - 8.0

Destructoid:
Fruit Ninja(YOU MUST NINJA THE FRUIT!): http://www.destructoid.com/review-fruit-ninja-171766.phtml - 8.0
List of iPad Game Reviews: http://www.destructoid.com/ipad-review-round-up-april-171533.phtml


Well, that's all for today, everyone! I might try to add more news as the day goes along, so be sure to check back! This is SonicFanPS2 with TODAY'S News!

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